Nobody Beats Granite Depot. NOBODY!


We first told you about Shelley Hillesheim last year as she made her way onto the National level figure scene. Now Shelley is taking a little break away from the stage and telling others about granite. HUH? Yup. I was working away the other night and heard an oddly familiar voice on TV. I stopped what I was doing and sure enough the voice belonged to Shelley. This isn’t the exact commercial I saw but it’s for the same company. If you’re in Denver and see this spot you can say, HEY I KNOW HER!

No word on whether Shelley will be pursuing the big screen in the months ahead.

Shelley obviously doesn’t write the script but the granite depot leaves you with, “Nobody beats granite depot. Nobody.” It is strikingly similar to what the Mattress King commercials wants you to believe, “Nobody Beats the King. Nobody.”

Apparently “Nobody Beats ______. Nobody.” Is the new catch phrase to go with when doing low budget commercials. Give it a try by inserting your own name in there.

Both commercials remind of “Nobody beats the Wiz” from a Seinfeld episode. I’m convinced everything in life can relate to a Seinfeld episode.






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