Tabitha Klausen featured in “The Best of Both Worlds”


Do you have an extra $20,000 laying around? If you do and you’re looking for a ridiculously, awesome camera check out the Mamiya DM33. It has a 33 megapixel sensor which equates to insane quality. Wait. Wondering why I’m geeking out about a camera that costs more than some cars? Check out the commercial below, it features IFBB Bikini Pro Tabitha Klausen (now Leandri). Props Tabitha!



Nike: “This Shoe Works if You Do.”


I like the approach Nike is taking with this ad. They’re calling out the people who think a shoe is the “quick fix” to getting fit. Reebok’s advertising has made claims that you’ll get a tighter booty wearing their EasyTone shoes. Nike takes a different path in this ad saying, “The Nike Trainer One is not a magical toning shoe. It’s a training shoe. Its DiamondFLX technology activates your muscle to work how they’re supposed to, giving your faster results from all those squats, lunges and classes that you do. So you get fit faster.”

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New Nike ad from CNBC.com

Nike is great at marketing and has been for years. There is an interesting article about the new toning shoe market on CNBC.com. It talks about the explosion of this new market targeting women and how Nike has avoided it. Check it out, it’s worth the read.



What Up Beardo?


Check out the new T-Mobile commercial that features a female bodybuilder’s image. I could be wrong but it looks like the woman is Nikki Fuller. The commercial is pretty lame if you ask me.



Roadside Steak Seduction


Check out this monster steak billboard for Bloom grocery stores. The billboard not only looks mouth watering (probably not to those of you who are anti-meat people) but also smells like a juicy steak. The North Carolina billboard is getting all kinds of buzz not from how it looks but how it smells. The billboard emits a scent of charcoal and black pepper every day to promote the store’s new line of beef. It’s a creative idea that is catching more than Carolina driver’s attention. Brilliant.

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The folks at Gizmodo.com aren’t fans.



Whose Booty is Featured in the New EAS ad?


Can you spot whose booty is featured as part of this new EAS Myoplex ad?

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The rest of the ad reads: Your Glutes…Work ‘Em Out and Show ‘Em Off.

If you’ve got a booty like this I say HELL to the YA. Show it off!



Any Woman Can Perform Beautifully


I LOVE the work Oakley is doing with their new women’s campaign. “Perform Beautifully” is an example of how a company can empower women in a tasteful and classy manner.  The photography, video and more importantly the message is great. Karena Dawn says it best in her video, “any woman can perform beautifully”. If only the supplement industry would take note on this approach.

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Karena Dawn featured in new Oakley women campaign.

Check out the videos on oakleyshopping.com. Two thumbs up for Oakley Women!



Who has time to slim fast?


The commercial says it’s ridiculously simple but I’d say it’s simply ridiculous. Terrible message. Two thumbs down for crappy weigh-loss marketing.

Thanks to Kayde Puckett for the link.



Life’s Hard for Fat Dogs


Dog owners take note… You’re making life hard for your dog if you let him become a chubster. Check out this amusing ad for a diet dog food product.

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Ad via adland.tv

Do your pooch a favor and don’t let him get fat or he’ll never get any action.



Is Larissa Reis Your New Sex Partner?


If you’ve thumbed through any of the muscle magazines lately you’ve likely seen this ad. The Nutrex ad features Larissa Reis for VITRIX, “America’s #1 Selling Liquid Sex Pill”.

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THE AD COPY:

America’s #1 Selling Liquid Sex Pill
With a partner like VITRIX on your side, more happy endings are inevitable! Why is this super-charged sex drive formula so popular? Because it works…FAST! VITRIX utilizes fast-absorbing liquid capsules to give you maximum results every time you need it.

Make it a ménage á trois with VITRiX!

On Bodybuilding.com the question is asked…

How do I take Vitrix to see optimum results?
Since Vitrix is so effective and thanks to its superior liquid delivery system, this unique formula only needs to be taken once a day. On training days we recommend to take 6 Liqui-caps one hour before working out. On non-training days all 6 Liqui-caps can be consumed at one time with a meal or in between meals at anytime during the day. It’s that simple. However, if you prefer to split up your dosage, you should take 3 Liqui-caps in the morning and 3 Liqui-caps in the afternoon.

Call me crazy but why would I want to take this before working out when it’s being marketed as a something that will give me “more happy endings” and a “super-charged sex drive formula”?

MY OPINION:
The ad isn’t targeting women, that’s a given. I’m far from a prude but whatever happened to leaving something to the imagination? Using played out clichés is a lame and uncreative approach to advertising. The image isn’t flattering and it’s poorly photo shopped. The only thing that could make this ad tackier would be photoshopping the bottle of VITRIX between her spread eagle pose. Larissa is an attractive, exotic woman but there are more creative ways to showcase her and still  market the “super-charged sex drive formula”.

THE OPPOSITION:
Some people will say lighten up. A tweet by one individual from the company said, “most people like it including the Mag editors. Some few don’t like it and that’s ok because again you can’t please everyone.” I agree, you can’t please everyone but when did that become an excuse to do tacky advertising? Others will take the stance that if you’re talking about it, then it’s working. I don’t buy into that train of thought. There are plenty of things being talked about that don’t equate to building brand trust or customer loyalty.

A few tweets related to the mention of this ad…
– Sex/supp add.. I saw that,Super Tacky! I read your mention about keeping it classy & then she posted the pic here on twitter!
– I’ve seen that. Was looking at a mag w it w my Mom. She was like, “what mag IS this???”
– I saw it yest…totally too much. There’s actually a couple others that are almost as bad.
– Saw that ad… No bueno! Makes me not want to use ANY of their products… So tacky!

What do you think of the ad? Do you hate it or see no problem with it? Post your comments below or send your thoughts on twitter to Hardbodynews.

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Creative Gold’s Gym Banner Ad


Banner ads have been around for years but this is without question one of the most creative approaches I’ve seen. It’s an ad for Gold’s Gym and well take a look…

If you’re on a MAC (sorry PC users) you can see the banner in action here.
Via Ads of the World.



Firm Lifted Buns in Just Three Minutes


This ridiculous commercial guarantees you’ll have great legs in just three minutes. WHAT? YES, it’s a “three minute miracle”! Oh and let’s not forget if you use this you will get “firm lifted buns” too! This $200 piece of crap cracks me up. Sorry, my bad if you order right away it only costs $149.95.

The things people think up…



Thanks to Tiffany from GreenwoodAtc.com for the tip.



Crunchy Eggshells Ruin Those Muffins


Cracking eggs is pretty simply, right? Apparently not for some people and that’s why there’s EZ Cracker. Oh brother…



Sex Sells… Sleaze Shouldn’t


My background is in advertising, marketing and design so I naturally pay attention to ads as much as I do content. I received the newest Planet Muscle magazine in the mail today and as I was thumbing through it I saw some of the tackiest supplement ads I’ve ever seen. Yes, I know the target audience isn’t women but it is women being shown in the ads. I buy into the notion that sex sells but when did sleazy take over for sexy?

One ad shows a woman pouring a white substance over herself and it says “MEGA LOADS!” and “MAX HARD”. Come on, really?

Another ad has a top figure competitor spread eagle pimping a sex pill. Classy. Not so much.

I know there are a number of industry people who read this blog, if you’re someone in charge of your marketing and advertising… don’t go the cheap and easy route. Try and be a little more creative and utilize women in a sexy but not sleazy way. Women, appearing in tacky ads might get you a couple hundred bucks for appearing in it but is it worth it? That’s your call but I’d encourage you to think twice before you do.

Rant over. PEACE!



A New Organic Protein Product – EcoProtein


This is a different approach to advertising a protein product. This ad is part of a new campaign targeting athletes and every day consumers. The product is an organic protein called EcoProtein. Since I can’t read a word of what their web site (ecoprotein.com) says, I’ll take their word for it. The ad illustrates the organic connection by showing the roots to the runner.

Will it be effective? Who knows but it certainly cuts through the clutter.

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via adsoftheworld.com



A Hardbody Nike Commercial with Sofia Boutella


This commercial with dancer Sofia Boutella is a few years old but it’s pretty sweet and a number of the moves performed remind me of an IFBB Pro Fitness routine. Check it out. I dig.



Fitness Model Lindsay Messina’s Knockout Abs


You might recognize fitness model Lindsay Messina from a variety of places. She’s notched a few covers under her belt with the first being this Muscle & Fitness Hers issue.

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Now the stunning cover girl is rock’n it in a new commercial for KNOCKOUT ABS®.

If I tried this thing it would probably whack me in the face.



“Real Women” in Ads Don’t Work


I ran across this little nugget this morning.

A study from Arizona State University, University of Cologne in Germany and Erasmus University in the Netherlands found that campaigns utilizing real sized women, which includes ‘plus-sized’ models, “are unlikely to work on their intended customers”.

“We found that overweight consumers demonstrated lower self-esteem — and therefore probably less enthusiasm about buying products — after exposure to any size models in ads (versus ads with no models). Also, normal-weight consumers experienced lower self-esteem after exposure to moderately heavy models, such as those in Dove soap’s ‘Real Women’ campaign, than after exposure to moderately thin models.”

An interesting finding that came from the study was that the size of the reader relative to the size of the model is a factor in self-esteem.

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This story supports the need for more Hardbody women in ads. 🙂



A New Spin on Fragrance


Ads outside of the United States are always a little more over-the-top but this one pushes even those lines. This ad shows a woman working out on a spin bike in a very erotic fashion. What’s the spot for? VULVA Original.

The web site (smellmeand.com) says, “VULVA Original is not a perfume. It’s a vaginal scent which is purely a substance for your own sensual pleasure. The vaginal scent stimulates and complements erotic fantasies”.

Um ya chalk this one up to the WTF Category.



Own Your Angles – Tips on Better Profile Photos


Most of you have a Myspace, Facebook or some other social networking account. This commercial by Samsung is an amusing spin on the profile photo and how to proper shoot the look you’re trying to capture. Pop the collar and show off the assets.



Reebok’s Assvertising with Reetone


Reebook Germany gets into the mix. These booties do not get the hardbody seal of approval. Sorry. They are smaller than the average booty I’m sure but they’ve got a ways to go before they’re hardbody. 🙂



Meriza DeGuzman Checks In


IFBB Figure Pro Meriza DeGuzman is having a busy but productive start to her new year. She tells me she’ll be co-emceeing the NPC San Diego Championships on March 20th and has been training a number of amateur NPC competitors recently. She’ll be plenty busy planning her wedding in the coming months as well. Meriza and boyfriend Pete will exchange wedding vows on December 11, 2010 in San Diego. Those of you attending the Arnold can stop by the MANSPORTS booth and meet Meriza.The company has re-signed Meriza for another year of sponsorship and will be launching a new product for women called “Figure Fuel”.

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Apparently using “strong” and “sexy” in women’s ads is a growing trend in the supplement biz.  This ad’s headline reads, “STRONG IS SEXY” while the MusclePharm ad recently launched reads, “Strong is the new Sexy”.  I’ll be curious to see how Figure Fuel does on the market as you wouldn’t expect a company named “MAN Sports” to put out a female product.



Mastercard Gym Membership Commercial


Gotta love this one ladies. Mastercard’s latest priceless commercial and this time it celebrates women in an unexpected way.



More Reebok Booty


I’d think you’d want to show a little bit tighter booty than this to drive your point home. Another ad for Reebok’s booty toning shoes.

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Delicious Training from Nike


These are awesome spots from Nike featuring women in “Delicious Training”. Nike continues to impress with their commercials.

Pro Snowboarder Ellery Hollingsworth:

Pro Tennis Player Serena Williams:

Pro Women’s Basketball Player Candice Wiggins:

Now THOSE are cool!



Strong is the New Sexy?


What do you think? Does this ad for Muscle Pharm, featuring former UFC Octagon girl Ali Sonoma, hit the mark and make you want to try their product?

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Ali was the first winner of the NPC Bikini division but we haven’t seen her compete since. No word on if she plans to return to the competitive stage but she will be attending the Arnold Expo nex t month. Ali is also one of the models slated to perform in a live photo shoot at the Jason Dhir after-party.



The Man Your Man Could Smell Like


This ad is so stupid it’s actually pretty funny. Too bad Old Spice still reminds most people of their grandpa.



This Year’s Super Bowl Ads


Super Bowl 44 is in the books with the New Orleans Saints beating the Indianapolis Colts 31-17. The Super Bowl is the one television event where most people look forward to the advertisements as much as they programming itself.

Overall I thought the ads were lackluster and nothing stood out as being memorable. Budweiser dominated with the most spots during the big game but most didn’t live up to previous years’ creative. Here are ads that caught my attention for various reasons…

Doritos “Tim”


Admittedly, I laughed but because it was so dumb. Really…Dorritos in the gym?

Doritos “House Rules”


This one is funny and cute. Kids and puppies usually get people’s attention when used right.

Denny’s “Screaming Chickens”This screaming chicken spot reminds me of the Budweiser Wassup commercial but hey everyone can go to their nearest Denny’s on Tuesday for a FREE Grand Slam breakfast. I find perplexed, screaming chickens amusing for some reason. Perhaps it’s because I’ve been eating chicken every day for the last few weeks.

Careerbuilder.com “Casual Fridays”


Disturbing to see out of shape men in their whitey tidies but an accurate depiction of what most corporate men look like and why we don’t want to see them this casual.

Dockers “Men without Pants”


What is it with dudes without pants? Did the movie The Hangover inspire ad people to take this direction? There’s an amusing line in the movie where one of the characters is walking around without pants. Funny in the movie but again disturbing in this commercial.

Michelob Ultra “Little Bumps”


Nothing says working out and staying fit like a cold beer. Lance Armstrong pimp’n beer? A bit of a stretch.

Snickers “Game”


“You’re not you when you’re hungry”. I kinda like it. The best part is Betty White saying, “That’s not what you’re girlfriend says.”

Did you have a favorite commercial from this year’s Super Bowl?



Are you an Egghead?


It’s no secret that eggs and particularly egg whites are a source of high protein and used by many competitors. Some of you probably already ate egg whites today while others can’t stand them.

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If you are someone who does eat eggs/egg whites, check out www.incredibleegg.org for a variety of recipes and health facts on eggs. It’s a great site devoted to the egg. This is one of the commercials running for the web site…



Jamie Eason Gets Hardbody in New Ad


Hydroxycut Max! Advanced is once again featuring Jamie Eason in a new ad. Looking good Jamie.

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Odd Ad for “Active Sleepers”


Here’s a rather bizarre ad for “active sleepers” out of Indonesia. I’m not sure how relaxing this looks but hey what do I know.

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Props Ads of the World for the image.



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